The Neurotic Parent's Guide to College Admissions: Strategies for Helicoptering, Hot-housing & Micromanaging - J.D. Rothman
Pick this book up, open it to any page, read a little bit, then laugh. It's really funny, actually laugh-out-loud funny, and if you're dealing with the stress of trying to get your kid (or even yourself) into college, you're going to need all the laughs you can get!